Magister Mundi sum! - I am Master of the Universe.
Dedicated to Batool; because flattery will get you everywhere!
I am currently revelling in my matchmaker prowess, another happy couple satisfied. Although some are trickier than others and I’ve drawn an absolute stalemate with two of them. And I talked to one of my friends in England today, she asked me for help with her boyfriend and our conversation basically didn’t achieve anything as all she would say to my questions was “don’t know.” Very informative, a round of applause for her stunning communication skills, ladies and gents. She’s lucky she’s half-way across the world else I probably wouldn’t be able to resist banging her over the head a couple of times with a heavy object.
I was promoted to an alien-zombie-undead-Vampire today, by those pests next door. I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or insult. But that’s it, tomorrow I’m going out. With people my age who don’t have a fascination with Ben-10.
Recently, all these Vampire stories have been getting on my nerves. Whatever happened to realism people? I mean, do you think it’s really very likely that one day a Vampire just climbed out of his coffin, looked at a woman and said, “Oh, I don’t feel like eating that today. Instead I’ll marry it.” Sorry to burst your bubble folks but that just isn’t the way the cookie crumbles.
Okay, due to the fact I’m completely technologically inept, I cannot figure out how to embed videos (or whatever the fancy term for it is.) So, I’ll just have to give you the link – it’s pretty messed up but in my bored state of mind I found it quite amusing. Tadaaaa:
Do you know, and this is going to sound completely random – which of course it is, I absolutely dislike kidney and liver as food substances. Although, it has to be said, as my vital organs I am quite fond of them. I would like to meet myself you know; it would be an interesting conversation.
I think that's enough for today! Buh-bye now!
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